Thursday, June 23, 2005

Joke of the week

I haven't done this for a couple of weeks and I can't think of anything else to post so here we go;

A man walks into a bar with a slab of tar under his arm and says "A pint please and one for the road".

HA HA HA HA, great, huh?

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