3 paragraph post (can't think of a title so I decide to describe my post instead)

I went shopping today and found the CD I have been wanting for about 6 blue moons. I ordered it over the internet twice but the order went wrong both times. So anyway, I have it now that's all that matters.

So I'm now adding that CD and the others I have recently bought onto my mp3 player. It's so fucking slow. It takes 15 minutes to import a 60 minute album.

You may have noticed that I've added more quiz result to the bottom of the page. I'm addicted to these things, In fact, I think I'll go and do more right now.

Exam Results

12 days till I get my exam results. I'm freaking petrified. I can imagine getting up at 7.30, waiting on the post then tearing the brown envelope open to revel a blank certificate. That is what will happen . I need two Bs, it doesn't sound like a lot but you have to remember about me being an idiot. God, I'm thinking about this too much. 12 days is a long time after all.

Depression

Oh god, I think I'm becoming depressed. I haven't felt like this in a while. It feels awful, I don't feel like doing anything. I'm having trouble typing this. I'll probably feel better tomorrow. These feeling usually pass quickly anyway. It might have something to do with my exam results being 2 weeks away or it might have something to do with the fact that my life has no meaning. I don't know. Whatever. I'm going off to feel sorry for myself now. Wish me luck!

Joke of the Week

I haven't done a joke of the week in a while. I am doing it now as I'm stuck for anything else to say.

"A man walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosine tri-phosphate.
The barman says "That'll be 80p (ATP) please!"

You won't get this unless you know A little about biology. Well, or if you can figure out that ATP is an abbreviation of Adenosine tri-phosphate.

Venturing Out

Yes, I actually went out yesterday. I haven't left the house in ages. I had forgotten how to walk(blatant lie).I went to Glasgow and bought a few CD's and a t-shirt incase you were wondering. The worst part was getting up at 9am to get the 10.30 bus. Now that really was hell.

So like usual I don't have any exciting fables to tell. I am posting for the sole reason of making a post. When I started this I promised myself I would make a post at least every few days. With the exception of my week long holiday I have kept that promise in tack.

So there you go. I'm more efficient that you might think!

Hungry

Oh, I'm so starving. My dad is talking ages cooking the dinner. I can feel myself fading away. The worst thing is that I'm surrounded by lots of delicious snack-type things but am having to resist as my dinner could be ready any second.

This is how low my life has got. I've resorted to talking about hunger for crying out loud. Pathetic.

I stupidly promised my (incredibly immature) sister that I'll accompany her to Glasgow tomorrow morning at like 9am. I will die. I have trouble getting up at 1pm.

I should probably start sleeping now.

Evil Dad

God, everything the git does is driving me crazy. I'm so angry at the moment. Here are a select few of the things he's done to annoy me in the past few days;

*Walking into my room at 6am to see if my face was still hurting.
*Blasting me with his terrible music while I'm in the bathroom.
*Insulting me buy saying that I nead more treatment for my acne (which had almost fully cleared up)
*Not letting me have a bath as he's doing work in the bathroom
*Calling me a lazy slob
*Walking into this room every 5 minutes as he doesn't trust me on the internet.
*Making me add hundreds of tracks to his mp3 player cause he's too stupid to do it himself.

There's more but it's making me too pissed off to type any more.

So I'm just going to hide away from him as much as possible for the rest of the night. I will have to make sure that I don't have access to any sharp objects if I do bump into him.

GRRRR, I'm way too angry.

Blisters

So I mentioned previously that I had painful blisters all over my face. I though then that it had been solely cause by the sun but I have figured now that it was caused by my medication and a bad reaction to sun cream as well. I am in a lot of pain. The blisters have healed over and there is a layer of had skin covering the plasma that has leaked out. Eating for the past few days has been hell. It's getting better now. The hard skin is starting to crumble away. This of course has caused even further social isolation as I'm too self conscious to go out. I'd put a photo up but I don't have the equipment to upload photos at the moment. Once I do then I might show you the utter mess of my face. It honestly looks like I've been in a nasty accident.

Anyway I'm off to wash my face for the 33rd time today.

Gone

Yes I got rid of that stupid chat room. None of you people said if it was a good or a bad idea but it was annoying me so it's gone. Who ever heard of having a chat room on a blog anyway? Crazy!

Joke of the Week

Two goldfish are in their tank and one says to the other "you work the guns and I'll drive".


I don't find this one very funny so that means it should be hilarious to the rest of the world.

Sunburn

Oh god it hurts. It's all over my face. I cannot smile and I can barley talk. I didn't put any sun cream on it. It's all my own fault. It doesn't help that I have heat induced blisters covering half my face too. They have been seeping plasma since about 4am.

I had mild sun stroke yesterday too. I'm such an idiot. I get more and more careless every year when it comes to the sun.

So I guess I now have another excuse to sit at my beloved computer all day.

Breaking the habit

Each and every day I seem to realize how much of a danger this world really is. As if terrorism isn't enough. On Friday night a guy was stabbed outside my gran's house. The front door was smeared with blood. Luckily she wasn't in, who knows what could of happened. The stone through window incident feels extremely trivial now. I'm definitely moving out of this town as soon as possible now. The crime especially in my area is just getting worse and worse. It's amazing that I haven't been mugged or "happy slapped" yet.

I am very aware of how dull my posts have become lately. I can't even inject a little humor into them as they're so dull. I'll try harder I promise.

I'm going to try and motivate myself more now. I'll try getting up before mid-day or try going to bed before 2am. I'll also try to go out more and actually(shudder)mix with people. I am loosing my social skills and it's getting on my nerves.

Anyway hopefully this will be the last boring post in a while. Thanks for reading.

Movies

I went to see "war of the worlds" yesterday. I made the mistake of going with my sister who kept laughing at bits of it and expected me to laugh as well. The most stupid thing was the fact that she was getting annoyed at me for commenting on all the trailers. I do this every time we go to a movie. I always get a few dirty looks but that just makes it more fun.

I had to pay full price which was another thing that pissed me off. Since I'm not in school, I don't qualify as a child and since I haven't started uni yet I don't qualify as a student. This meant that we didn't have enough money to but any food. I ended up feeling sick anyway. The smell of that terrible popcorn does that to me every time.

The movie was great. It was constant excitement throughout. I love these "end of the world" type films. The ending was a disappointment though. I new it would be as all the reviews pointed that out.

So that's probably the only thing I'm going to do all week. I don't have enough money to do much anyway. I've ordered a load of stuff over the internet so I need to hang around the house waiting for it anyway.

End of post.

Reel big fish

Whoo, I'm going to see these guys:Reel big fish in September. I can't wait. At last I have something to look forward to. It'll be great, they're a great band.

It sounds kind of pathetic but this will be my first ever live gig. I'm 18 years old, really into music and yet I've never been to a gig before. That's just wrong.

So if you would like to book tickets to see them during their UK tour then you can. Just click on the link at the bottom of the page.

There are rumors that the band will be splitting soon so this is possibly our last change to see them perform. It's upsetting to think about cause they well and truly are masters or the ska/punk genre.

Anyway enough of this, I'm going to gulp down a load of water before I shrivel up from dehydration. Goodbye.

Joke of the Week

A jump lead walks into a bar and the bar tender says "you can come in as long as you don't start anything".

Get it?

Nothingness

I have been very very bored today. I've been spending most of it doing stupid on-line quizzes. I put some of the ones I've done at the bottom of this page. Have a look, you may find out something interesting about me. You can also do them as well, if you want to.

I should be getting driving lessons soon, that make take some of the boredom away and at least it will give me something vaguely interesting to talk to you good people about.

Anyway. I'm off to do more quizzes.