Low lifes

O.k so, the street that I live used to be a great place. Nice houses, good people no crime. But recently (since a new concil estate was built nearby) the crime has shot up. There have been a number of deliberate fires, people have been attacked and now a lot of kids and junkies hang about the street (probably because there are too many securaty cameras on their own streets). They were standing across the road when I arrived home earlier. Gawking at me. Makes me nervous.

At this very moment I look out the window and guess what?

ugh...there's no one there...no wait here come's someone...bah, It's just a woman pushing a pram.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid now. I need a lie down.

Goodnight. Don't let the street thugs fight.

Joke of the week

Question: Did you hear about the magic tractor?

Answer: It drove up the path and turned into a field!

This is actually my all time favorite joke (don't know why). Hope you like it as much as I do.

Procrastination

God I just cannot study. I keep on making up reasons not too-"I have a sore throat", "it's been a hard day", "it's tuesday".

I'm sure I not the only one who acts like this but it does mean I am really going to fail my exams.

I also pretend to my teachers that I am finding the course easy, for exam in maths whenever the teacher walks past I might copy down an equation or labell a parabola and for the rest or the time I sit there, stairing into space, listening to music.

Obvioulsly I am not studying at the momment. This computer is just one great big lazieness amplifier. Guess computer are even more evil than I originally thought.

Burning lips

Och its hurts so much. Everyone I mention it to giggles. It's the papper towels fault, I blame it.

You know those cheap rough things that all schools have. I used one to wipe my mouth and like 30 seconds later my lips started burning and have been ever since.

I can hold ice cubes to them or pour could water on but the effect dosen't last.

I can't even fuking smile as it hurts too much.

Don't laugh, IT'S NOT FUNNY. THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF.

Computers

How can something bring so much joy and yet so much pain?

I really felt like I was going to loose the plot big time. Here's the story;

Yesterday I decided to print of some of my biology project, little realising that it would'nt print. I'm still not sure why this happened. Anyway to cut a long story short after some pretty heated arguments with my dad and sister I decided to reinstall the printer driver. So that problem was over.
Today I swiched on the computer with the intention of printing out what I was too tired to last night. So just after I clicked "print" the fucking computer froze and somehow manged to cause the exact same problem as yesterday thus forcing me to go throgh the same bloody rigmaroll as yesterday.


Moral of the story- don't trust conputers with important stuff as they are idiots.

Joke of the week

Question: Why did the balloon burst?

Answer: because it saw the lolly-pop!

I love that one. Made me laugh anyway.

Elections

O.k, today when I got up at mid-day I was plesantly surprised to find that I had mail. What was it you say, well it was from the SNP telling me that I am one of many young people who will be voting for the first time in the approching election. Um, the election is on may the fifth. I'm not 18 till June. Didn't it occur to them to maybe just send out this letter to those whose birthdays were BEFORE the 5th of may 1987. Just goes to show how dumb politicians really are!

Feeling shit

I don't know if its the stress of the iminent exams or maybe I'm coming down with something, but I really do feel terrible. I didn't post yesterday as I was working way into the wee hours writing up a biology project in which the deadline has now been moved back because no one else had compleated it. Grrrr. It always happens like that-any time I have something done on time it turns out barely any one else has. People are weird. I hate them.

I get stressed out way too easily. I can feel the acid burning in my stomach just thinking about the work I have to do. It'll be a miricle if don't get an ulcer. I tell my family that I think I have one but they just laugh in my face thinking I'm either joking or just stupid. I would say I'd like to prove them wrong but then again... maybe not.

Anyway I'd better go and create some more acid. Goodbye.

No Respect

O.K so I'm in a bit of a ranting mood today but it just really bothers me that I am in sixth year at school but I get treated the same as the first years: let me tell you a story;

It was well after the bell had rang and I, as usual, was running in late. Now normally this would'nt be a problem as I would still have a couple of minutes to get to my class. Oh no not today. When I walked in the door I was greeted by the janitor who told me that I could'nt go the way I was intending as there was an exam on. I know I meantioned the exams yeasterday and plase forgive me if I'm reapeating myself but-

-1. These are not proper exams they are mearly something for the third years to do to make themselfs feel big and important.

-2. I am a senoir, I am top of the school, I have put in nothing but effort for the past five years so I don't think it would be too much trouble to give me a few minor privelages.

-3. There was'nt even a fucking exam going on, the exam hall was dam well empty. I mean did he think I may disturb the stressed out empty chairs or something?

Course I was officially late and upon hearing the bell chime I took my anger out on an innocent door and (a not so innocent but equally shocked) first year.

Thanks for your attention. Comments appreciated.

Spring is here!

At last, I can walk outside without being frozen stupid. I t has put me in a good mood-that's how shallow I am. The decent weather has come at a good time as there are "exams" going on in the hall which means we all have to march on outside as this is the only alternative route to get to our classes. Of couse there are the idiots lower down the school who use this to throw stones at each other and to participate in other forms of yobbish behavior. Morons.

In other news I have given myself a killer headache and because of this my eye is about to pop. Curse you LCD.

Online Quizzies

I am addicted to these things. I really need to study but how can I when I have the alternative option of "getting a nerd raiting". Apparently I'm 25% nerd. The adverage is 23%. I'm proud of that I did think I would be A hell of a lot higher. I also did one to find out how normal I am. I am 40% normal. Cool.

I also did the "chav test" and got 10%, only because my mobile phone is on pay-as-you-go and I used to own a pair of "Reebok Classic" trainers. I did (and will do) many more but I can't remember what I got.

ps-thanks to those who commented-much appreciated.

Holiday

So, um last night my mum made me sit at the computer for like 2 hours so she could book our (last ever, whoo hoo) family holiday. I told her I should have been studying but she somehow convinced me that the holiday is more inportant than my future. We're going to an apartment complex in Majorca. I am not looking forward to it in the slightest. I have read quite a a few reviews of the place, most of which describe it as "butlins in the sun". I suppose it dose'nt really matter anyway I'll probably injure myself on the first day (like I have on my past two holidays) and not be able to do anything until the second last day.

One more thing: Has anybody acually read this. If you have than I would greatly apreciate it if you were to leave a a comment, I mean you don't have to, I just would like to get an idea of how dull I am being.

Have an nice day/evening/night/whatever.

Weekends

Its the weekend. God I hate weekends. Everybody is out having fun, spending money, etc, I'm Stuck in the house listening to my sisters music (Green Day) through the ceilling. I wish I was back at school. Even though I'm extreamly stresed out, cause there's less than three weeks to the exams, its something to do. Mind you at least I'm away from all those stupid little 12 year old yobs that run about the place trying to "pen" people who are twice their size.

One the subject of people at school I hate I can't stand the fourth year girls (14/15 years old) who wear These furry boots that make them look like yetties and have about two pounds of eye shadow on each eye. They hang about in gangs and every time I walk past them they eighther start to suck face with their boyfreinds (eww) or they give me one of those up and down judging looks that a alot of these superficial bithches have mastered.

I'm sure they are everywhere but for some reason they seem more prevalant at my school that anywhere else.

Thats my rant over, call me crazy, weird dull if you wish but thanks for reading anyway.

Joke of the week

"Two sodium atoms walk into a bar and one says to the other "hey, I think I lost an electron" the other one then asks "are you sure?" and the first one replies "yes, I'm positive!"

You can get more of that next week.

Hey Everyone (anyone?)

Hi this is my first post. O.k so I'll introduce myself. I'm 17 years old, female I live in the west of Scotland (for the moment I will not tell where cause you never know) I'm currently doing my highers and am hoping to go on to uni next year and do science. My main hobby would probably be music, listening, composing and playing my drum kit. So there you go your insomnia is cured. Thanks for reading